Monday, December 25, 2006 12:04 AM
Santa only works one day a year. The rest of the work is done by his elves.
However, what amazes me is that how does Santa manage to move around the globe in one day? I know baout the time differences and that when it is night in Singapore, it is not night in England yet and when it is night in Englans, it is not night in Singapore.
The amazing thing is, how does he get to so many households in only 24hours? Does he have helpers? Or is there some great cloning machine which he owns that actually clones many Santa and thus deposit the presents faster?
How does Santa manage to watch over so many kids and know whether they have been bad or good? There are so many people in the world. If so, Santas naughty and nice list must be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long in order to put down all the names of the people.
Many people picture Santa s a fat man in red in a sleigh that is pulled by reindeers. So, where do reindeers land? On the rooftops? How does Santa always manage to squeeze into the chimmey? How on earth does he squeeze into the chimmey, get into the fireplace, put the presents under the Christmas tree, eat the cookies and milk, climb up the chimmey, climb onto the sleigh and asks the reindeers to fly him to the next house without making any noises? How on earth does one do that?
These are all okay. The one big thing that puzzles me is that Santa, when you re-arrange the letters, spells Satan.
So, does this symbolise something? Christmas is an event where people celebratethe birth of Jesus and there they have Santa (Satan) is coming to town.
Now, is this min-boggling or not.
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