Wednesday, December 20, 2006 10:23 PM
Speaking from an inconsiderate person's point of view
The train is coming. Gosh! Man, there are a lot of people standing there waitng to get into the train. I have to act fast. If I don't do it now, I will never get into the train. I shall move to the front of the door where the train's door will open.
Look at the people beside me giving me nasty looks. I wonder how their parents taught them. Shoving nasty looks at people's face for nothing.
The train is here! Gosh, there are so many people in the train. I have to get in fast. The door is opening. I have to squeeze in no matter what. I have to be a salmon swimming upstream!
Stupid! There are so many inconsiderate people pushing against me trying to get out of the train. Can't they wait? It's not like they won't be able to get off the train. If they really do miss this station, just take the other train back. Stop pushing against me and let me get into the train!
Phew... finally am in the train. Hey! There is an empty seat. I should get it. There's an old lady moving towards the seat. What should I do? Give it up or snatch it? I should snatch it. I am not going to alight the train soon. I have four more stops to go. Tha is about ten minutes. I can't stand for ten minutes! Okay, I shall run towards the seat and let the old lady stand.
I wonder why the people seating beside me are giving these looks. It isn't my fault. Blame it on the old lady for walking too slowly. It is not my problem. As many Singaporeans would say "First come first serve".
The stupid old lady is looking at me. I'll just ignore her. I am going to close my eyes and pretend to sleep so that I would not need to give up my seat.
Stop givng me dirty looks! This is reality. The fastest and strongest survive. The old and feeble will just die. That is the truth! Don't go around shooting dirty looks at the stronger people. Don't feel green at people!
Okay... my stop is here. I shall leave. Man, these people are trying to enter when I am trying to exit. How inconsiderate. What if I miss this station? Stupid people. I can't get out of the train!
Man! Now I have to go to the next station, alight, take the train that goes the other way and come back to this station. I just cannot believe that there are so many inconsiderate people in the world!
It's pure luck that I am not one of them.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
