Sunday, March 22, 2009 8:51 AM
I need to crack my brain to continuously come up with interesting posts because it has become very stagnant. So let my attempt to crack some jokes.
You owe me ten bucks.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Hahaha! Get it? Okay fine. I guess I will never be a stand up comedian.
Anyway, I am going into the army again tomorrow and I would just like to reflect on the last ten days I had. The ten free days. My friend compared it to paradise.
Oh, just a thought: I think army songs are really vulgar.
My senior once told me that when you go into army, avoid holding conversations where the army is the only subject you can talk about. So I am going to change to another subject.
Do you have a helicase so I can unzip your genes?
Hahaha! Get it? Okay fine. I guess I will never be a stand up comedian.
But I think that is rather funny.
Okay fine. I should sleep. Bye and night and whatever you want to think.
*Just a note. In my next post, I shall reflect on all the weird nicknames I have gotten. Actually, I'll just do it now.
I have been called xiao deng, ma-hui (Thanks to my drama teacher who is supposed to be able to enuciate really well), ball face (2 reasons: 1. my face is round like a ball. 2. i always get hit by the ball when I play ball games), idiot (credits to a certain someone), maomao, mao, harry potter (I have no idea why but my army sergeants call me that), hui ge and all these funny things. I guess nicknames stick with you forever. And my, my, what weird nicknames people can come up with.
Okay, I really have to go and sleep. And also think of new interesting topics so this blog will not become mundane.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
