Monday, December 03, 2007 11:25 PM
I guess it is time for another long awaited update.
Round One
Fight between Broadway Singer and Obstacles Woman
Obstacles Woman transform into a glass building that looks like the singing with a sign that says 'Welcome to the singing audition'.
Broadway Singer is attracted to the building. She starts to walk slowly towards it.
Obstacles Woman knows that in the building, there are a lot of spikes on the floor and that if she walks in, Broadway Singer will die a horrible death.
Obstacles Woman is getting really excited now. Her excitement got the better of her. She starts to talk to Broadway Singer.
'Come on in. Come on in. There are spikes in the building. Come on in! Hahahaha.'
Broadway Singer comes to her senses. She sees that this is a tall building with glass all around. She decides to treat Obstacles Woman to one of her Opera Song.
Broadway Singer starts to sing one of the song that is pitch at the highest in the score sheet. However, she can't handle it properly and the song ended up sounding like a banshee screeching.
The glass windows shatter. Obstacles Woman is hurt. Her health is down by 50%.
Obstacles Woman returns to her usual self. She is badly weaken.
'How do you like my lovely singing?'
Obstacles Woman decides that the situation is not in her favour. She sits and ponder for a moment.
Meanwhile, Broadway Singer flips through her bag to find her audition script.
Suddenly, Obstacles Woman has a grand idea. She morphs herself into a valley.
'Ha! Is this the best you can do? Take this then!'
Broadway Singer holds up her audition score sheet and starts to sing. It is an emo song. Broadway Singer decides to include in some vocal vibrations into the song.
It sounds like shit.
' My life is hideous. My life is bad. I stood in the subway, and then it crashed. All the dead bodies around me look as if they're dead... ... You're so ugly, you sing so badly, you make my life wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, my foot.'
Nobody claps. Everyone has earmuffs on.
Broadway Singer is satisfied.
Obstacles Woman is the only one without earmuffs. Her health is down by 50%. She is surviving on 25% of health. She keeps mum and remains her form.
Suddenly...
' My life is hideous. My life is bad. I stood in the subway, and then it crashed. All the dead bodies around me look as if they're dead... ... You're so ugly, you sing so badly, you make my life wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, my foot.'
'What is that?'
'An echo.'
'It sounds hideous.'
'Glad that you know.'
'You mean that is me singing?'
'This is an echo, it means it actually sounds a lot better because a lot of sound waves have been lost.'
'You mean... I can't sing?'
'Glad that you know.'
Broadway Singer's morale is greatly damaged. Her health is down by 99%.
'I think you should just give up. You are a strong superhero. You should keep that 1% of your health and try and regain your morale. With your voice, you can bring many villians to their knees.'
'You know, I think I should.'
With that, Broadway Singer packs her bag and leaves the arena.
Obstacles Woman won the match. She is into the next round.Labels: Superhero series
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