Monday, December 03, 2007 11:25 PM
I guess it is time for another long awaited update.
Round One
Fight between Broadway Singer and Obstacles Woman
Obstacles Woman transform into a glass building that looks like the singing with a sign that says 'Welcome to the singing audition'.
Broadway Singer is attracted to the building. She starts to walk slowly towards it.
Obstacles Woman knows that in the building, there are a lot of spikes on the floor and that if she walks in, Broadway Singer will die a horrible death.
Obstacles Woman is getting really excited now. Her excitement got the better of her. She starts to talk to Broadway Singer.
'Come on in. Come on in. There are spikes in the building. Come on in! Hahahaha.'
Broadway Singer comes to her senses. She sees that this is a tall building with glass all around. She decides to treat Obstacles Woman to one of her Opera Song.
Broadway Singer starts to sing one of the song that is pitch at the highest in the score sheet. However, she can't handle it properly and the song ended up sounding like a banshee screeching.
The glass windows shatter. Obstacles Woman is hurt. Her health is down by 50%.
Obstacles Woman returns to her usual self. She is badly weaken.
'How do you like my lovely singing?'
Obstacles Woman decides that the situation is not in her favour. She sits and ponder for a moment.
Meanwhile, Broadway Singer flips through her bag to find her audition script.
Suddenly, Obstacles Woman has a grand idea. She morphs herself into a valley.
'Ha! Is this the best you can do? Take this then!'
Broadway Singer holds up her audition score sheet and starts to sing. It is an emo song. Broadway Singer decides to include in some vocal vibrations into the song.
It sounds like shit.
' My life is hideous. My life is bad. I stood in the subway, and then it crashed. All the dead bodies around me look as if they're dead... ... You're so ugly, you sing so badly, you make my life wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, my foot.'
Nobody claps. Everyone has earmuffs on.
Broadway Singer is satisfied.
Obstacles Woman is the only one without earmuffs. Her health is down by 50%. She is surviving on 25% of health. She keeps mum and remains her form.
Suddenly...
' My life is hideous. My life is bad. I stood in the subway, and then it crashed. All the dead bodies around me look as if they're dead... ... You're so ugly, you sing so badly, you make my life wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You're beautiful! You're beautiful! You're beautiful, my foot.'
'What is that?'
'An echo.'
'It sounds hideous.'
'Glad that you know.'
'You mean that is me singing?'
'This is an echo, it means it actually sounds a lot better because a lot of sound waves have been lost.'
'You mean... I can't sing?'
'Glad that you know.'
Broadway Singer's morale is greatly damaged. Her health is down by 99%.
'I think you should just give up. You are a strong superhero. You should keep that 1% of your health and try and regain your morale. With your voice, you can bring many villians to their knees.'
'You know, I think I should.'
With that, Broadway Singer packs her bag and leaves the arena.
Obstacles Woman won the match. She is into the next round.Labels: Superhero series
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Saturday, November 10, 2007 10:58 PM
Superhero Number 2
Broadway Singer
Codename: Broadway Singer
Age: 26
Sex: Female
Power: Ability to sing a really badly to her enemies. The enemies will cringe in fear whenever she wants to sing. She sings really off key but claims that she is the best singer in the world, thus the codename.
Weak point: People can wear ear muffs.
Arch nemesis: The West End Singer.
Last major battle with arch nemesis: Everyday. Broadway Singer is always competing with West End Singer to see who they can charm more people. They always fail to do so.
Superhero Rating: 7/10
People do not really carry ear muffs with them wherever they go. Especially villians for they have to have their hands free to be able to do evil.Labels: Superhero series
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Friday, November 09, 2007 8:19 AM
I am going to start a Superhero series where I will become really weird and let my imagination run wild. I will create superheroes of any kind. Comments and feedbacks are welcome. Please, it is my imagination, my brain, not yours. =)
Superhero Number 1
The Obstacles woman
Codename: Obstacles Woman
Age: It is a secret
Sex: Female
Power: Ability to be an obstacle to the opponent. Her main attribute in becoming an obstacle is that she has the ability to expand. She wills herself to change her body shape into large mountains or into rivers or into high city buildings or into dead ends.
Weak point: Loves to brag. Always telling the enemy that she is very strong. Whenever the enemy is faced with her as the obstacle, she will proudly tell the enemy that she is the obstacle and that there are no ways to penetrate through that. Almost everytime, she will let slip a way to pass through her.
Arch nemesis: The shadow walker.
Last major battle with arch nemesis: Two weeks ago. They have an agreement that they will battle it out once every fornight. To see who is the stronger one. The last battle was a close one. With shadow walker ultimately walking pass the big overshadowing mountain that blocks off all shadows for she let lose that on her extreme left, there was a glimpse of the moon and shadow can be formed there.
Superhero Rating: 5/10
Has the potential to be a strong superhero but just cannot keep her mouth shut.Labels: Superhero series
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
